![]() Remember that I said I struggled with the autograph errand? It's because I got into the shopping with about 15 HP. Now, how to get over a hard moment without health. My medkit advice was only something I did, so you don't need to strictly follow this advice. Yes, I know they don't heal 50 HO, but considering how much food the enemies drop, you might waste the medkit, considering food might be able to heal the little HP left to 100 HP. When you find a medkit, only use it if you have <50 HP, so you won't waste it. When you kill someone, it have a high chance to drop food. Another thing almost no guide out there says is dropped food. Before you get the sawed off shotgun, always stay in cover. Now that you know how to kill everything, it's time for learning how to avoid death. The only one who won't try to kill you is the confession priest (don't know what its called). Civilians, cops, dogs, talibans, priests, even Mike J himself. Everybody here hates you and want to kill you. Another errand I struggled was the autograph errand, not because of ammo, but because of health (I'll explain it later). Both moments are hard because you have no weapons, but pissing is harder, since you need to kill a bunch of dudes with scarce ammo. The hardest moments in the game are the first few moments in monday and pissing on your dad on wednesday. The earliest sawed off shotgun I know is in wednesday, in the right side of the police station, inside a bush. If you don't have it yet / have no ammo, use the machine gun. Toggle all non-player triggered animations and actions to stopSawed off shotgun is all you need. Set the day, all errands before that day completed Set all of today's errands as complete, turns on hate player groups Set all errands complete, turns on hat player groups Reset all errands, make hate groups not hate anymore When gun is shooting cats, cats will ricochetĬubewarrior18, eli0918, GeekGear, sirgallahad32, pajo999, TheKillerSpork, Innocent Blood, Koolkyle5 Maximum ammo, invincibility, and all weapons Type in SISSY to enable the cheat modes then enter any of the following below for goodies. Press the shift and the key or the ~ key on some systems to make the Game Console Window Appear. (Secret)Įscaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.įound the secret bank exit on Monday. (Secret)Īte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.Ĭompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.įound the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.Ĭompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Saved the marching band from explody death. Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.Īsked a police officer to sign your petition. Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you (Secret)īurned 5 people with the same can of napalm.įound one of the hidden underground sewers. ![]() what you thought of them.ĭiscovered the Gary vs. Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.ĭiscovered the hidden Taliban base. Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. (Must kill at least 30 people.)Įxploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.Ĭompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.Ĭompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. Killed all of the book protestors in the library.Īnd THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. AchievementĬompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement. This title has a total of 69 Steam Achievements.
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